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December 2006 / January 2007 Contest Results! |
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Congratulations to
the Winners, Finalists, Semi-Finalists & Honorable
Mentions in our
December 2006/
January 2007 humor writing contest!
Entries were carefully reviewed based on our exclusive
"H-U-M-O-R"SM
judging
criteria:
- H = Humor --
Does it make us laugh?
- U = Universality --
Is it fairly "clean"?
- M =
Moxie
-- Does it have plenty of zing?
- O = Originality
-- Is it fresh and new?
- R = 'Riting -- Is it well-'ritten?
(OK, "Writing," but we couldn't judge entries on their "H-U-M-O-W",
could we?)
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December 2006 / January 2007 WINNERS...
(Click
ANY Title to See Entry)
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Size 8
By
Christine Gauvreau,
New York
First-Place Winner, Dec. 2006 / Jan. 2007
Humor Press
says: Christine weighs in on dress sizes from ages past -- and gets
sized up as "Number One" in the process!
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Love Is A
Money Spender's Thing
By
Tom Wolferman,
Illinois
Second-Place Winner,
Dec. 2006 / Jan. 2007
Humor Press
says: Tom explains why Cupid's arrows are no match for men who love the
quick-check lane on Feb. 13th!
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Life
After Lunch (The High Cost of Dining Out)
By
Kenny Blade,
Alabama
Third-Place Winner, Dec. 2006 / Jan. 2007
Humor Press says:
Kenny takes us back to the Garden of Eatin' in this polished essay
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Rejection
By
Andy Benton,
New Mexico
Fourth-Place Winner, Dec. 2006 / Jan. 2007
Humor Press says:
Andy's definitely not out of his (Ivy) League with this turn-down letter
from YALE -- or is it YAIL? |
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Sassy
Seniors Apply Within
By Judy La Salle,
California
Fifth-Place Winner, Dec. 2006 / Jan. 2007
Humor Press
says: Judy's a "hoot" as she serves up the laughs spoofing a restaurant
whose food is really the side dish!
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December 2006 / January 2007 FINALISTS...
(in alphabetical order by author)
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Operation
Artificial Cleanliness
By Mary Fagan,
New York
Finalist, Dec. 2006 / Jan. 2007
The
Pursuit of Hobbyness
By Faith R. Foyil,
Pennsylvania
Finalist, Dec. 2006 / Jan. 2007
God In
The Girl's Room
By Kim Mako,
New Jersey
Finalist, Dec. 2006 / Jan. 2007
How Wise
Were Those Men?
By Laura Snyder,
North Carolina
Finalist, Dec. 2006 / Jan. 2007
The
Christmas Break
By
Tom Wolferman,
Illinois
Finalist, Dec. 2006 / Jan. 2007
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December 2006 / January 2007 SEMI-FINALISTS...
(in alphabetical order by author)
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The Tooth
and Nothing But the Tooth
By Tracy Beckerman,
New Jersey
Semi-Finalist, Dec. 2006 / Jan. 2007
Feeding
Carter
By Cameron Castle,
Washington
Semi-Finalist, Dec. 2006 / Jan. 2007
A
Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Bed Last Night
By Ryan Collins,
Florida
Semi-Finalist, Dec. 2006 / Jan. 2007
The
Toilet Paper Conspiracy
By Laurie Fabrizio,
Minnesota
Semi-Finalist, Dec. 2006 / Jan. 2007
If This
Were Any Other Job!
By Laurie Freitag,
California
Semi-Finalist, Dec. 2006 / Jan. 2007
An Open
Letter To Joseph Conrad
By Jessica Holmes,
Kansas
Semi-Finalist, Dec. 2006 / Jan. 2007
Sweet
Tart Junkie
By Tom Hull, Idaho
Semi-Finalist, Dec. 2006 / Jan. 2007
Wiping
Out On The Technology Wave
By Lisa Macdonough,
New York
Semi-Finalist, Dec. 2006 / Jan. 2007
Rental #7
By Daniel Marquez,
FPO/AP
Semi-Finalist, Dec. 2006 / Jan. 2007
Madonna
and Me
By Kim Sheram,
Georgia
Semi-Finalist, Dec. 2006 / Jan. 2007
If You Were Married
By Laura Snyder,
North Carolina
Semi-Finalist, Dec. 2006 / Jan. 2007
Naked
Headless Barbies
By Laura Snyder,
North Carolina
Semi-Finalist, Dec. 2006 / Jan. 2007
Why Does
WATER Need A Childproof Cap?
By Kathleen M. Wooton,
New Jersey
Semi-Finalist, Dec. 2006 / Jan. 2007
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December 2006 / January 2007 HONORABLE
MENTIONS...
(in alphabetical order by author)
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“Homeless... Please Help.”
By Christopher Ahart,
Virginia
Honorable Mention,
Dec. 2006 / Jan. 2007
Good
Intentions
By Greg Barry,
Minnesota
Honorable Mention,
Dec. 2006 / Jan. 2007
A Day Of
Football
By Andy Benton,
New Mexico
Honorable Mention,
Dec. 2006 / Jan. 2007
Where
Have All the Hot Tubs Gone?
By Sue Ceswick,
Oregon
Honorable Mention,
Dec. 2006 / Jan. 2007
Valentine's Day Defines Opposite Reaction to Love & Attraction
By
Larry Hobbs,
Florida
Honorable Mention,
Dec. 2006 / Jan. 2007
Black
Dress Socks and Sneakers
By Brad Manzo,
New York
Honorable Mention,
Dec. 2006 / Jan. 2007
The
Little Things Drive Me Crazy!
By Victoria Milillo,
Pennsylvania
Honorable Mention,
Dec. 2006 / Jan. 2007
Dishes,
Arms, and the Azimuth Bear
By Alex Moody,
South Carolina
Honorable Mention,
Dec. 2006 / Jan. 2007
How Not
To Teach The Greenhouse Effect
By Tom O'Brien,
Ontario
Honorable Mention,
Dec. 2006 / Jan. 2007
Pickles and
Hiccups
By
Randy Richardson,
Illinois
Honorable Mention,
Dec. 2006 / Jan. 2007
The Gift
That Keeps On Giving
By Wayne Scheer,
Georgia
Honorable Mention,
Dec. 2006 / Jan. 2007
Honesty
Isn't Always The Best Policy
By Kathy Welch,
Nevada
Honorable Mention,
Dec. 2006 / Jan. 2007
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Congratulations To EVERYONE Who Entered!
If your
entry was not recognized this time, please don't give up! Writing humor is a
specialized craft, and
it takes time and effort to master any craft.
- Some entries were
well-written, but needed more work setting up
the humor and punching
up the punch lines. Try structuring your work with distinct set-ups and
punch lines throughout the piece.
- Other
entries had plenty of punch, but relied on coarseness or
vulgarity, which limited their potential readership. Try writing
as if your piece were for a daily newspaper to achieve the most
universal appeal.
However,
just by
entering you made a great effort and we commend you for it! (You
already did better than those who just thought about entering,
but didn't even try!)
We hope you will try again and look forward to
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