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| "AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM
SHOWCASE
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| October/November
2005 Contest Results |
"Strong Like A
Woman"
By Lisa Barker, Greenfield, CA
Finalist, October/November 2005
I don’t know where
people got the impression that women were the weaker sex, especially when
you consider that many women today (and always) gestate, carry around a
living, developing baby, go through intense labor, give birth and the next
day they are nursing a baby while they vacuum, make grocery lists,
chaperone toddlers, negotiate with their teenagers and order meat for the
freezer, all while standing over a hot stove cooking dinner.
And there are those who wonder why women go insane roughly every 24 to 30
days a month.
If we didn’t have this biologically programmed vent every month, we’d
explode. It keeps us sane, while it drives everyone else insane.
Chocolate is our mainstay. We happily consume it by the pound ...
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