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| "AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM
SHOWCASE
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| August/September
2005 Contest Results |
"I Wanna Be
A Senior Rap Star"
By Ken Bobrosky, Nassau, Bahamas
Finalist, August/September 2005
When I was younger, I used to jokingly tell my friends that when I retired, I wanted to be a country and western lounge singer. The fact that I could not carry a tune, play the guitar or tolerate noisy smoke filled bars, did not divert me from my dream.
Now that I am a senior citizen, I have modified my goal. I want to be a rap singer. Again, the fact that I loathe rap music seems to fly in the face of this ambition. It is not the music that I admire, but mostly I love the clothes.
When I become a rapper I will be able to wear huge oversize sweatshirts that cover up any excess body baggage and belt overhang. In fact, I don’t even think a belt is part of the wardrobe.
Then you have a choice of three kinds of pants
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