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| "AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM
SHOWCASE
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| October/November
2005 Contest Results |
"Mini-Vantage"
By Jennifer Karin
Newburyport, MA
Semi-Finalist, October/November 2005
Dear Zen Mother,
We are about to have our 3rd child and our car is not big enough to hold
all of us. I hate the thought of buying a minivan. Besides purchasing an
SUV, can you suggest an alternative vehicle?
Lindsey from North Carolina
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Dear Lindsey,
You can’t dig to China, there is no Santa Claus, Rhett Butler never comes
back for Scarlet and I have no alternative to offer a growing family other
than the ubiquitous, suburban, home away from home, minivan. And let me
add, I feel your pain.
Several years ago, I was pregnant with my third child. It was a day I’ll
never forget. After running some errands, I pulled into our driveway in my
sporty, Scandinavian-made car...
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