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| "AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM
SHOWCASE
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| October/November
2005 Contest Results |
"Always
Wear A Skirt"
By Jacquelin Cangro
Brooklyn, NY
Honorable Mention, October/November 2005
“It’s a hole. It’s
a hole in the ground,” I shouted through the door to my sister who was
patiently waiting her turn.
“We talked about
this. You can do it,” she said.
It had been many
years since I’d needed encouragement in the bathroom, but I felt her
support through the door. I stood in the small water closet, circling my
prey, debating how best to attack.
My sister, Tracy,
had warned me about these so-called toilets before I arrived in Italy for
the first time. I thought it was a sisterly joke, designed to scare me
into packing only skirts and dresses for the trip. I knew of no other
travelers who had come face-to-face with one, and my guidebook made no
mention of it. Tracy wasn’t going to get her laughs at my expense...
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