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"News Flash for All Single Women"

By Joan Geary
Fitzwilliam, NH
Finalist, October/November 2005

Single women of the world, rejoice!

Ms. “Above-average, 46-year-old SDF looking for a SWM age 40-55 for LTR”, it’s your Red Letter Day!

According to recent news reports, the young man who shot President Reagan in 1981 is now a middle-aged man looking for an intimate relationship.

Let’s face it. An association with this guy has a few things going for it if you’re an independent woman. First, even if you wanted to, you won’t be able to see him everyday. It’d be one of those long distance relationships, more of a visitor type thing than a day after day arrangement. He isn’t going to be the guy to see you with no makeup, shaving your legs or coloring your roots. The romance might last a bit longer with this man...

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