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| "AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM
SHOWCASE
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| October/November
2005 Contest Results |
"Pick-Up
Protocol"
By Cindy Dwyer
Guilford, CT
Finalist, October/November 2005
Watching my
husband drive his new pick-up truck, I realized that checking out another
pick-up seemed to rank right up there with checking out a gorgeous blond.
Of course, men use
very different methods of checking them out. And, of the two, checking out
a blond poses the greatest difficulty. It requires a certain finesse, or
at least a discreet glance, especially if your wife is a brunette.
However, checking out pick-up trucks is another story altogether. Not only
is it socially acceptable to stare directly at an attractive pick-up
truck, but their owners actually appreciate and welcome the attention.
Stalking laws
definitely do not apply here. In fact, I have noticed that men have a
relatively standard process of checking out a pick-up...
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