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| "AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM
SHOWCASE
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| October/November
2005 Contest Results |
"Evil
Pants"
By Noreen Braman
Jamesburg, NJ
Finalist, October/November 2005
There is nothing
new in the statement that we humans sometimes adorn ourselves in
ridiculous and dangerous fashions. We can trace this directly back to Adam
and Eve, who suddenly discovering that they are naked, immediately plaster
themselves with designer fig leaves. Since then, fashion has been off and
running -–and putting us all in peril.
In a recent speech to his subjects, The King of Swaziland revealed that he
had discovered the source of all evil in the world.
Do some of you
think he said, “greed”? Do some of you say, “war”? Do some of you say
“Satan”?
If you do, then
you are wrong. According to the King, all the evils in the world can be
traced to WOMEN WEARING PANTS. And furthermore, he claims that the Bible
backs him up.
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