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| "AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM
SHOWCASE
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| October/November
2005 Contest Results |
"The Hare
and Now of Pregnancy Testing"
By Susan Boskat Murray, Lafayette, NY
Finalist, October/November 2005
Long before the
Million Man March, war protests and gay pride demonstrations, the SGSH
(Small Group of Scared Hares) hopped to Washington in protest of the
Aschheim-Zondek (the-rabbit-died) test for pregnancy.
Their demands were
finally met when they threatened to have a love-in on the White House
lawn; and the following pregnancy tests, in order of accuracy, are a
direct result of that momentous demonstration.
Home Pregnancy
Test (HPT)
There are several hundred brands to choose from. Therefore, it is
highly recommended that you simply select a pink one if you would like a
girl or a blue one for a boy –- unless, of course, you would like to give
birth in Aisle 3 ...
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