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"Senior Moments"

By Lisa Barker, Greenfield, CA
Honorable Mention, August/September 2005

Iíll tell you what a senior moment is. Itís standing at the refrigerator filling up a glass at the water dispenser... and forgetting what it was I came in the kitchen to do. 

Yes, seriously, that was me the other night. Iím standing there, gazing around the room trying to puzzle out what it was that I came into the kitchen to do and then caught myself in time before the glass overflowed. How can a person forget what they are doing while they are doing it!?!? The kids are sucking the life from me, I swear.

I told them all to give me hugs and love before I forget who they are. I donít know if I should be worried. They looked alarmed, like Iíd spoken out loud what everybody has already been thinking.

Good grief! Iím only 36 ...

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